Post by Ezekial Crowley on Dec 14, 2013 22:52:43 GMT -5
*this odd parchment has been left with the tavernkeep. It is addressed simply to The Emerald Trading Company. It appears to be written by a very steady hand*
My Old Friends,
It has been such a long time, How are you? I am doing well but I find myself missing you all dreadfully. I have had the most joyous of times since our last get together, How I enjoyed the time we spent. I am in dire need of your help.... more to say I believe one of you has something I truly need to acquire. I do love business deals don't you? But to be fair I hate just giving things away, where is the fun in that? So I am going to make this really interesting for you! I shall even give you two months time!
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I do hope you have your thinking caps on, I know sometimes when I speak it only comes out like chirps and whistles... I cannot wait to meet you all again soon!
Signed,
*In place of a signature a smiley face is drawn in blood, next to it a tuft of black hair appears to have been glued to the parchment*
My Old Friends,
It has been such a long time, How are you? I am doing well but I find myself missing you all dreadfully. I have had the most joyous of times since our last get together, How I enjoyed the time we spent. I am in dire need of your help.... more to say I believe one of you has something I truly need to acquire. I do love business deals don't you? But to be fair I hate just giving things away, where is the fun in that? So I am going to make this really interesting for you! I shall even give you two months time!
Haahahaahaa haahaahaa hahahaa hahaaha / haahaaha haahaahaa haahaahaa haahaha / hahahaaha hahaaha haha ha haaha haahaha / hahaahaha hahahaa haahahaaha hahaa hahaha / haahaha hahaaha hahaa haahahaaha hahahaha ha haaha / haa ha hahaahaha hahaahaha hahaha / Haahaa ha / haa hahahaha ha / haahaahaa haaha ha / haaha hahaa haahaa ha haahaha / hahaahaahaa haahaahaa hahaahaha haha haahahaaha haha hahaa / hahahaha hahaa hahaha / hahaa / hahahaa hahaaha haaha / haa hahahaha hahaa haa / hahaahaha haha haahahaa ha hahaha / Haa haahaahaa / haa hahaa hahaahaha haahahaa.
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I do hope you have your thinking caps on, I know sometimes when I speak it only comes out like chirps and whistles... I cannot wait to meet you all again soon!
Signed,
*In place of a signature a smiley face is drawn in blood, next to it a tuft of black hair appears to have been glued to the parchment*